Oh, the Huge Manatee!

A good friend in Japan is mad for manatees, but hasn’t managed a trip to Florida yet. So we went looking for some on her behalf. We found a place in  Crystal River on the west coast of Florida that knows where the manatees hang out and they let us swim around with them. Big grey sausages with elephant skin and half the energy of a tired sloth (the manatees, not us).

As amazing as it was to snorkel with these world champion nappers, it turns out that manatees are not that hard to come by in Florida. They love shallow canals, and if there is one out back of your b&b you can just walk down after breakfast and see ’em.

Click through for video of manatees frolicking most un-slothfully.

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Specially Preserved Extravagance

Japanese English (sometimes called Japlish) is not new anymore, but it can still be surprising. Sometimes it is merely delightfully naive, but often it over-reaches, yearning for grandiosity and ending up bewilderingly senseless. And it is simply maddening when basic mistakes slip past a “proofreader” and end up on a billboard or all over a line of products.

Why there is a never-ending stream of it (and where it comes from) is a constant source of fascination for native English speakers in Japan. Here are two recent examples that caught us by surprise and made us laugh.

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Florida Fauna: Birds

Inclement Weather Leads to Cocktails

Tim Gerwing: Adagio

As many of you know, Tim Gerwing makes some amazing music.

We have one if his recent albums, Adagio, in heavy rotation at our house. Here’s a montage of samples from it:

Middle-Eastern and Spanish jazz guitar with Tim’s characteristic electronic edge. Just beautiful.

Visit Tim’s site to hear more of his music: lascaux21.com

Sad Nixon

We thought this broken planter could be a poster for a movie about Richard Nixon and the secret sadness he kept hidden from everyone.

We posted it to a discussion forum a few weeks ago and someone out there on the Internet liked it so much they made this:

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Breakfast Boats